About Me
~Do you really want to know?~

Greetings, it is I, Kristin or preferably Lina Inverse, Wryn the Dragon Spooker, or the one-eye'd chicken of depression(not really). And commenting on my writing is my sister, Rowdy Ruff Girl member, Father. Father is an interesting name isn't it. Say hello to the nice people, Father...

{"hello!" ~Father}

Moving on... I'm most definately a Slayers fan. Zelgadiss of course is my favorite character or else I wouldn't have a fan site for him!!!

{"That's nothing....I know him personally. He visits me in my brain every Tuesday for tea and crumpets." ~Father}

I attend college and major in art. I would love to be a children's author and illustrator or actually get into animation (especially Japanese Anime)...

{"Yah, she means she'd like to be animated, just to see Zel...mwa ha ha." ~Father}

Favorite Things to Do: Well...drawing for one; writing, sculpting, watching anime, watching Slayers, more drawing, watching more anime, writing some more, oh yeah and I love to read.

{"Read? Well I can read peoples minds. In fact I'm reading your's now. Oh....That's interesting, you work for the government and you make UFO's?" ~Father}

Loves: Chinese & Japanese cooking, animals, horses especially...Slayers (Zelgadiss) ~sigh~...X-files, Fox Mulder (David Duchovny, why won't you love me???) *sniff*... also love foreign films. The Beatles.... Not to forget...J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, my favorite!!! Ooh, ooh and Celtic Music and all things Scottish!!!

{"She also loves to steal lines from peoples songs. Je suis une tranche du fromage." ~Father}

Doesn't Like: McDonalds food, people who beat up on little people, mushrooms, eating anything that is still moving, stinging insects, chocolate covered ants, ants in general...

{"...Governmental conspiracies, mean armadillos, Moltar, Space Ghost's taste in clothing..." ~Father}

Afraid Of: Candle Jack *Oops, I said his name!* (Only those who have seen Freakaziod will get that one), little green men unless he be Enzo Matrix (again you would need to have seen ReBoot to know what I'm blabbering about)....monkeys (yes I am; and for a very good reason, which I will not take the time to explain)...Michael Jackson...Al Gore...And last but not least; waking up one day only to realize all my life I've been in a state of hibernation and have been under the controll of Artificial Intelligence...(Ahem! Now you can't possibly take me seriously on that one)

{"They aren't green, they're gray. Reticulans are taking over the planet!!! **Scream...** Have you met the reticulans? I have. They speak to me." ~Father}

Looks Like: Short and cute!!! Okay I'm five feet exactly with medium brown hair and hazel eyes...and skin so pale, people mistake me for a life size animatronic china doll, Hah!!!...(WARNING! Bad joke alert***)

{"I resent that warning. She is Four feet tall and has large black eyes, a small mouth (though you wouldn't know by how much she talks), and well, pale skin. She was telling the truth on that one." ~Father}

Dreams Of: Living in a comfy little cottage in the misty moors of Scotland and raising English Budgies (parakeets) while doing free lance artwork and writing on the side. And also sculpting and crafting and other little hobbies.... actually I have so many ideas as to what I want to do in the not so distant furture, I wear myself out thinking about them.

{"Those ideas don't belong to her. They were implanted by the government. I swear it says 'made in China' on her neck." ~Father}

Well that pretty much wraps it up for now. And I'm sure you couldn't possibly want to know any more about me soooo that's it, no more; alrighty then. So long, farewell, TTFN, Oh leave already...

{"Go ahead and stay. It's not like you have a life or something. Wait...no...um....I didn't mean it that...what are you doing...no! You haven't paid off the bill on the computer yet! You put down that bat! It's a crime to destroy a computer! Good, that's right...calm....calm....okay. Are we done? We're done." ~Father}

Hmm...Still here then take a look at this...Self Portrait

WAH, Ha, ha, ha... {"I like my laugh better. Mwa ha ha ha..." ~Father."}